Rules for Puppies

10 Rules for Puppies

1. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
2. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
3. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
5. I will not chew my human’s toothbrush and not tell them.



6. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
7. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
8. I will not steal my Mom’s underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
9. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
10. I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose against her bottom end.

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