Bumper Stickers for Your Car or Truck
If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you. . .
Don’t look back, they might be gaining on you.
Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
Drive defensively – buy a tank.
Don’t make me mad – I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Go on, I’ll see you at the next traffic light.
I may be slow but I’m ahead of you!
I brake for tailgaters. Hard.
If you can read this, you are in phaser range.
Red meat isn’t bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.