Sunday Phunnies

Bumper Stickers for Your Car or Truck

If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you. . .

Don’t look back, they might be gaining on you.

Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.

Drive defensively – buy a tank.

Don’t make me mad – I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Go on, I’ll see you at the next traffic light.

I may be slow but I’m ahead of you!

I brake for tailgaters. Hard.

If you can read this, you are in phaser range.

Red meat isn’t bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.

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