Sunday Phunnies

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has no ‘L’ (noel).

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy claws.

 What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

Crisp Cringle.

What is green, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt elf.

 Knock knock!  Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitus!.

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum – you can’t beat it!.

What is green, covered with tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?

mistle-toad!

 

 

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