What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no ‘L’ (noel).
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
What is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt elf.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you can’t beat it!.
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?