It is well documented that for every minute you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, when you’re 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she’s 97 years old and we don’t know where she is.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.