Sunday Phunnies

 
Ram – That thar thang what splits the farwood

Hard Drive – Gitten home in the winter time

Windows – Whut to shut when its cold outside

Screen – Whut to shut when its black fly season

Byte – Whut dem dang flys do

Chip – Munchies fer the TV

Micro Chip – Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag

Modem – Whatcha do to the hay fields

Dot Matrix – Ole Dan Matrix’s wife

Lap Top – Whar the kitty sleeps

Keyboard – Whar you hang the dang truck keys

Software – Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

Mouse – What eats the grain in the barn

Mouse Pad – That’s hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

Main Frame – Holds up the barn roof

Port – Fancy flatlander wine

Enter – Notherner talk fer “C’Mon in y’all”

Click – Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

Double Click – When you cock the double barrel

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