Sunday Phunnies

Quickies
Q. What’s the Cuban national anthem?
A. Row, row, row your boat.

Q. What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Q. How many people does it take to change a light bulb in a divorced man’s house?
A. Like he’d get the house …

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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”

The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson —

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station …

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do … write to these men?
Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps
so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

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