Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him………a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.